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Decorating For Real People
I spent a recent weekend curled up with a stack of decorating magazines. I read them cover to cover - remarkably back to backside, but that's the way Saltwater read most magazines and newspapers. I studied each photograph and tried to determine the particular design concept that was being presented. I looked at the number and placement of accessories, how and where arrangements of items were hung on the walls, choices of color and texture, and hallway selections. Each photo was scrutinized in the minutest force. At some point I started to wonder for whom these absolutely gorgeous rooms were designed.
Bedside tables held no alarm clocks u.s.a. clock radios. While there was usually an abundance of decorative items, here were no cigarette paper boxes or eyeglass cases. Dressers displayed beautifully arranged floral creations and perhaps a cut plate glass perfume bottle or two, with ornamental stoppers. No jewelry boxes, no lotion bottles, none of the everyday stuff of life. I don't know about you but I necessitous a telephone at the side of my bed. And someplace handy for the TV remote.
And the bathrooms! Don't even get me started connected the bathrooms! Do the users of these bathrooms ever need to replace the toilet paper or the hand soap? Do they have their hair done weekly (maybe daily?) at beauty- or barber-shops and thus have no need of shampoo and conditioner bottles? Toothbrushes, toothpaste and floss? The men don't have to shave and the women have no need of makeup? Streamlining and organization can only decarbonise you so far. Sooner or later you need a place for adult female supplies, room deodorizers, and the thespian cotton balls and swabs that don't fit into the fair little designer containers. And I can't be the bare person who thinks that a plunger should be stored someplace handy to the location of possible need.
No cords for the lamps, no tangle of wires for the living accommodations office computer system. One photograph featured an elegant "hit the books space" with a small bouquet of flowers drooping fetchingly over the printer. I could imagine spent blossoms dropping into the works, and I couldn't imagine how to open the paper tray without knocking the vase over. I suppose the person who would go through at such a desk would have no need of a mouse pad,
paper clips, or a pile of sticky notes. I wish I could work like that.
I want to know what the rooms in the photographs look like a week later. Are the different three Granny Smith apples still linear measure perfect position on the glass-topped table? Is the fringe on the cashmere afghan still draped just so over the arm of the rocking chair in the baby's room? Does the kitchen parry look bare without the tureen of soup and the matching soup bowls? I mean, the soup was eaten, wasn't it? Am I losing my light here?
Show new england a rec room after the children have been forced to put away the toys. I'll bet there are no cunning arrangements of stuffed animals having tea, and the blocks aren't stacked into just-right pyramids with one block placed in front and a little to the side. The pillows are all part the room and the bedspread is trailing onto the floor. That's real.
I realize that the decorating magazines present rooms and arrangements that are idealized and stylized. They are intended to give our imaginations a jumping-off point; we are meant to adapt their ideas to our own needs. They do a wonderful job and I will continue to peruse the glossy pages of each publication. Occasional, however, I'd appreciate a view of a real room, spiffed up for company, perhaps, but real. I want to be able to imagine waking up to the clock radio, to see myself sitting at the computer and actually getting some work done, to know where I would store the supply of makeup without which I cannot face the world. Singleton want to think that I could actually live in the room. Isn't that the point of the whole exercise? Don't we every want comfortable homes that suit our life styles, organized and better looking, maybe, but still us?
Go take a look at the pictures in a decorating magazine. See if you agree with me. I think I'm going to go clean out a couple of drawers and straighten a bookcase grocery store or two. It won't end up picture perfect, but it will be real.
About the Author
LaJoyce Kerns is the creator of the website: www.decorate-bedrooms-for-less.com. She provides tips, ideas and techniques cancelled decorating bedrooms for real people. LaJoyce believes that you put up achieve beautiful results without breaking the budget.
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